Chipotle Haiku

2009-08-26T11:20:00.001-04:00

It's been a long time.
I've not forsaken the 'pote.
I just haven't wrote.

2009-06-29T10:30:00.002-04:00

It is safe to say
that the staff likes us the best.
We love you too, peeps.

Red glasses lady:
Haven't seen you in a while.
Your lettuce is best.

Dark ponytail girl:
You give the best proportion
of rice to black beans.

Hey you, smiley guy.
You seem to enjoy yourself.
makes our day better.

Love you Dimaris.
Cup o' water is the best
when filled with soda.

2009-06-29T10:29:00.000-04:00

Side of lime-y chips?
Took a longer walk today
Ah, guilt free guac dip!

-Another good one from Carrie D. in San Bernardino

2009-06-09T15:03:00.001-04:00

Need a freakin raise
So I can have Chipotle
seven times a week

2009-06-05T11:10:00.002-04:00

Single grain of rice
In a big burrito bowl:
Insignificant

Then, a single piece
of chopped cilantro: so small.
Together: perfect.

2009-05-27T13:33:00.000-04:00

My first Chipotle.
“Pricey,” said my brain. “Yet so
Worth it,” said my heart.

-Peggy H., after her first Chipot-lexperience

2009-05-27T13:32:00.001-04:00

New York summertime
is like a Chipotle bowl.
Awesome, though quite hot.

2009-05-18T10:00:00.000-04:00

First half-day Friday
will occur later this week.
One less Chipote-day.

2009-05-12T11:36:00.001-04:00

Went to QDoba
At the request of a friend
I felt really false.

Don't worry, readers
I'll eat double Chipotle,
atone for my sins.

2009-05-07T15:26:00.000-04:00

I've been once this week.
Not enough by a long shot.
Salsa withdrawal.

2009-05-05T12:09:00.003-04:00

I'm fully aware
that it's cinco de mayo.
Frankly, I don't care.

Each and every day
is my Cinco de Mayo.
Celebrate the 'pote.

2009-05-04T13:16:00.000-04:00

A hundred haikus
Have now been written 'bout Chip'
Feel so accomplished

2009-05-02T13:25:00.001-04:00

Red glasses lady:
only saw you once this week.
Dig your shiny specs.

2009-05-01T11:36:00.002-04:00

The smell of success:
Actually a mix of
money and Chipote'

2009-04-30T08:38:00.002-04:00

Crushed croutons of love?
Salad dressing mixed with tears?
Lettuce all have peace!

On one hand, I don't
think salad's worth spilled blood, BUT-
I do like cat fights.

2009-04-30T08:34:00.002-04:00

Uh Oh...a feud's a-brewin'

Oh..it’d be so wrong
To steal officemates salad
Back..back away!

-Vicki S. - an officemate of salad-stealer Carie.

2009-04-29T13:43:00.000-04:00

Rice cooker went wild
Long lines ensued. Bad news? No!
Got free burrito!

2009-04-29T10:02:00.001-04:00

I often butt heads
with conniving microwaves-
have heated debates.

2009-04-29T10:01:00.000-04:00

Would it be so wrong?
To steal office-mate’s salad?
Microwave says no

-Another fabulous haiku from our friend Carie in Cali.

2009-04-27T10:57:00.001-04:00

Got to grill last night
Papaya, shrimp, squid with greens
and lovely swordfish.

Until next weekend
Chipotle will see me through.
It's the next best thing...

2009-04-22T12:11:00.002-04:00

Saw The Roots last night
Amazing show, lots of guests.
Late night, but worth it.

My mind is muy tired;
my legs are sore from dancing.
Heal me, burrito.

2009-04-20T12:16:00.002-04:00

Case of the Mondays.
Chipotle penicillin
should cure that right quick.

2009-04-18T09:49:00.001-04:00

Just when I thought
That nobody was reading this
Along comes Carie.

Oh! Chipotle love!
It is infectiously sweet.
Just like corn salsa.

2009-04-18T09:47:00.001-04:00

Awesome Submission from California

Chipotle today
The office all rejoices
Need afternoon nap

We all love salad
Isn’t corn salsa a gift?
6 dollars well spent

-Carie D. from San Bernandino

2009-04-14T09:40:00.000-04:00

E is no longer
posting haiku on this site.
It's cool. No one reads.