Chipotle Haiku

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:20:00 +0000

It's been a long time.
I've not forsaken the 'pote.
I just haven't wrote.

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:30:00 +0000

It is safe to say
that the staff likes us the best.
We love you too, peeps.

Red glasses lady:
Haven't seen you in a while.
Your lettuce is best.

Dark ponytail girl:
You give the best proportion
of rice to black beans.

Hey you, smiley guy.
You seem to enjoy yourself.
makes our day better.

Love you Dimaris.
Cup o' water is the best
when filled with soda.

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:29:00 +0000

Side of lime-y chips?
Took a longer walk today
Ah, guilt free guac dip!

-Another good one from Carrie D. in San Bernardino

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:03:00 +0000

Need a freakin raise
So I can have Chipotle
seven times a week

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:10:00 +0000

Single grain of rice
In a big burrito bowl:
Insignificant

Then, a single piece
of chopped cilantro: so small.
Together: perfect.

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:33:00 +0000

My first Chipotle.
“Pricey,” said my brain. “Yet so
Worth it,” said my heart.

-Peggy H., after her first Chipot-lexperience

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:32:00 +0000

New York summertime
is like a Chipotle bowl.
Awesome, though quite hot.

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Mon, 18 May 2009 14:00:00 +0000

First half-day Friday
will occur later this week.
One less Chipote-day.

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:36:00 +0000

Went to QDoba
At the request of a friend
I felt really false.

Don't worry, readers
I'll eat double Chipotle,
atone for my sins.

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:26:00 +0000

I've been once this week.
Not enough by a long shot.
Salsa withdrawal.

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Tue, 05 May 2009 16:09:00 +0000

I'm fully aware
that it's cinco de mayo.
Frankly, I don't care.

Each and every day
is my Cinco de Mayo.
Celebrate the 'pote.

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:16:00 +0000

A hundred haikus
Have now been written 'bout Chip'
Feel so accomplished

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Sat, 02 May 2009 17:25:00 +0000

Red glasses lady:
only saw you once this week.
Dig your shiny specs.

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Fri, 01 May 2009 15:36:00 +0000

The smell of success:
Actually a mix of
money and Chipote'

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:38:00 +0000

Crushed croutons of love?
Salad dressing mixed with tears?
Lettuce all have peace!

On one hand, I don't
think salad's worth spilled blood, BUT-
I do like cat fights.

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:34:00 +0000

Uh Oh...a feud's a-brewin'

Oh..it’d be so wrong
To steal officemates salad
Back..back away!

-Vicki S. - an officemate of salad-stealer Carie.

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:43:00 +0000

Rice cooker went wild
Long lines ensued. Bad news? No!
Got free burrito!

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:02:00 +0000

I often butt heads
with conniving microwaves-
have heated debates.

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:01:00 +0000

Would it be so wrong?
To steal office-mate’s salad?
Microwave says no

-Another fabulous haiku from our friend Carie in Cali.

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:57:00 +0000

Got to grill last night
Papaya, shrimp, squid with greens
and lovely swordfish.

Until next weekend
Chipotle will see me through.
It's the next best thing...

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:11:00 +0000

Saw The Roots last night
Amazing show, lots of guests.
Late night, but worth it.

My mind is muy tired;
my legs are sore from dancing.
Heal me, burrito.

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:16:00 +0000

Case of the Mondays.
Chipotle penicillin
should cure that right quick.

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:49:00 +0000

Just when I thought
That nobody was reading this
Along comes Carie.

Oh! Chipotle love!
It is infectiously sweet.
Just like corn salsa.

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:47:00 +0000

Awesome Submission from California

Chipotle today
The office all rejoices
Need afternoon nap

We all love salad
Isn’t corn salsa a gift?
6 dollars well spent

-Carie D. from San Bernandino

noreply@blogger.com (The Fuzzkill) — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:40:00 +0000

E is no longer
posting haiku on this site.
It's cool. No one reads.